Do you ever wish you had some romance, then you remember…

Oh.

You’re going to text me nno stop. You’re going to want to see me EVERY SINGLE DAY. You’re going to get mad when I want to see my girl friends. You’re going to be a pansy ass when I ask to go see a movie. You aren’t going to be satisfied with dinner. YOU WONT EVEN TOUCH MY BUTT FOR FOREVER.

Then you change your mind?

Me too..